Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Funny. Show all posts

Monday, May 2, 2022

Top 8 May The 4th Be With You Printable Treat Ideas


 

Feel free to download these pictures and print them out for a fun May the 4th Treat.  This is perfect for a party, treat for work, or dinner for the family.









Thursday, December 9, 2021

Top 10 Fast Easy DIY Christmas Gifts



 



 

Easy Gift Ideas

Easy Christmas Gifts That Won't Break The Bank!

💗DOLLAR TREE DIY

💗 BUDGET FRIENDLY! - YouTube


Each Gift Has A Free Printable Quote


This would make a great White Elephant Gift


If you have seen the movie "ELF" you will understand this quote and gift.

Every girl needs a snuggly sock cupcake! 

What a perfect Teacher Gift

This gift idea is perfect for your front porch giving treats and drinks to delivery drivers as they come to your door.


Great co-worker gift!

Teacher gift idea

Cookies for the Grinch in your life!

Chapstick is a fun Christmas party favor or a cute gift for little friends

And don't forget a gift for your best friends



Feel free to download quotes and print on your own computer






Friday, January 12, 2018

Gators Frozen In Swamp with Noses Up

As temperatures plunge Alligators go into Survival Mode
Notice how they keep their noses out of the water as it freezes.

Made you look.  Did you catch the ok sign?

Friday, May 26, 2017

Thursday, May 7, 2015

Do You Have a "Drug" Problem?


Drug Problem In Idaho?

This is an email that has been floating around.  I'm not sure where it started, but I found it rather humorous so I thought I would share it...


The other day I was in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and someone asked me a rhetorical question, 'Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?'
 
I replied that I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.
 
I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the priest, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen  sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flower beds. I was drug to the homes of neighbors to help mow the yard, repair the clothesline, and if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, my dad would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin: and if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.

God bless the parents who drugged us!